Hello my name is Kashus,And I once almost hit a moose and died, but that's okay because I saved my timmies from spilling.
having a crush makes me burn more calories than exercising
This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
"You’re a dork"
"I fucking hate you"
Drunk text me. Text me when the music is loud and there are girls dancing around you and you’re not quite coherent and you’re not quite yourself. Drunk text me that you love me or that you miss me or that I’m on your mind. Let the alcohol tell me all the things you won’t say sober.