Hello my name is Kashus,And I once almost hit a moose and died, but that's okay because I saved my timmies from spilling.
never ignore a person who loves you, cares for you, and misses you. because one day, you might wake up from your sleep and realize that you lost the moon while counting the stars.
Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint
are you fuckingkidding me
me: isnt it cute that cats bring back dead animals on your porch as presents?
Raheel: no why cant they bring me back a McChicken
IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THIS FUCKING VIDEO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW ITS ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so