Hello my name is Kashus,And I once almost hit a moose and died, but that's okay because I saved my timmies from spilling.
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl
Your body is the house you grew up in. How dare you try to burn it to the ground.
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ